Tuesday, February 13, 2007

And Just for Good Measure

And, here we have a portion of the student dress code at Liberty University;

Standard of Dress for MEN
Hair and clothing styles related to a counterculture (as determined by the Student Affairs Deans' Review Committee) are not acceptable. Hair should be cut in such a way that it will not come over the ears, collar or eyebrows at any time. Ponytails for men are unacceptable. Facial hair should be neatly trimmed. Earrings and/or plugs are not permitted on or off campus, nor is body piercing. Questions concerning the standard of dress for men should be addressed to the Dean of Men's Office.

I guess Falwell's concept of Liberty would seem a bit strange to those who invented the word.


Blue Gal said...

'Scuse me, did somebody say "plugs"?

Are they banning "ear plugs"? "Butt plugs"? Who exactly is gonna do the inspections on that one?

A-hole inspections at Liberty University could take all semester, for crying out loud!

Welcome to the party, by the way. Very nice space you've got here. Congrats on the C&L mention. Yer blogrolled, babe.

Max Arouse said...

Haggard and Bachman's husband will be doing the ass inspection, but don't worry, they are 100% heterosexual. No misconduct I'm sure.